This has been a long time in the making. Why? Well, ever since I abandoned Facebook, I felt I needed an outlet for things that irritated me. You see, Facebook was great for posting my thoughts and garnering attention and affirmation for my wisdom by having my friends comment on how awesome my rants are. Well, that all went away last December when I abandoned Facebook thanks to their "opt everyone in to the latest spy feature" ... Good grief. Has anyone asked themselves why that little $*&@ Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire? Hrrmm...
So ever since my Facebook departure, I've been collecting thoughts that make me steaming mad...For instance:
Getting ready in the morning can be quite an ordeal. I've got 2 boys that raise hell, so when I'm in a hurry and we are rushing outside so I can drive them to school, the last thing I am looking for is a turd on the lawn next to the car. So usually I smell the familiar scent of shit while DRIVING in the car. At that point, there is no stopping me but it sure is a helluva way to start the day...So one morning, it was extra special as I learned that one of the boys stepped in HUMAN shit. That's right, a hobo steamer! I couldn't believe my nose. REALLY? When I got to work, all I did was complain about this hobo dump stuck on the bottom of my kids shoe and me BEGGING HIM not to wipe it on the back seat as I take him to school. My coworkers laughed then reminded me that I am really good at ranting, so I thought that I would start a blog and aptly name it "The Hobo Steamer" - A collection of Rants...
So...FUCK YOU, homeless South East lawn shitting HOBO!
So where do we go from here? Well, most of the time, this blog will be filled with my rants and misgivings about others that tend not to think about their world around them. Like drivers from Washington...Yeah, they know who they are...Tax dodging white trash ^#&@ that drive on our Oregon roads and never pay one penny to ODOT...
Other posts will be current events in the life and times of Rowe! So, sit back and enjoy what I have to say!
